Reflections In The Kitchen Window - Fatty McFatpants

So I'm sitting here eating lunch with Piper and I wanted more of a snack than a full lunch. I decided on Wheat Thins and Philadelphia Cream Cheese.  After about 20 Wheat Thins with cream cheese spread on top of them, I realized that I was only using the cracker as a vehicle.  So I said to hell with the crackers and just ate cream cheese off of the spreader. Is that wrong?  Because it felt so right.